Don't you hate it when you get your head stuck inside an empty can of dog food, and you can't get it off? And you walk around bumping into furniture, but instead of helping you, your foster mom just laughs and runs for the camera?
Iris the Beagle puppy
Don't you hate it when your foster mom decides that because she's cold, you need to wear a coat? And then she dresses you up in dog clothes that are too small and takes your picture?
Libby the JRT
Don't you hate it when all the other cats tell you to go to that log cabin down the street, because there is really good food there? And you believe them and go there and next thing you know, you're stuck in that house with a bunch of dogs, and never allowed outside again?