Why Dogs are Better Than Cats
* Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.
* Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
* Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse.
* Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap.
* Most dogs come when you call them…cats wait till you lose your voice and come find them.
* Dogs will greet you & lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.
* Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away.
* Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes.
* Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.